Three Sentences Best Define, Defy MTV

MTV, you pornographer, you segregationist, you imperialist, you coarsener of culture, you aborter of attention spans.

You plunderer of album rock, you late adapter of rap, you trivializer of politics, you abandoner of music.

You mocker of reality, you banisher of depth, you integrator of products, you destroyer of souls.

And, if I may add, you impuristas.

Good night.

“I know what I’m doing is gross, but citing this rule will allow me to eat this brownie and you to pretend there is justification for me eating this brownie.”

A great article from the Washington Post about:

1. Dropped food articles, and
2. The palatability of the said items

Via Liz Danzico’s Bobulate.

Good night.