A: Delete Windows, then install Linux. (NOTE: D’oh! I forgot to link to the article when I published this post. I’ll try my best to track its source. Sorry.)
NOTE: He did put a smiley in the end of the post, so I am in the dark about his true intent as well as if I am supposed to chuckle or wry at his remark.
All I can say is, “Say that again?”