I was very proud to have been one among the 3 recipients of your email spam that was addressed to web2 and Typographica, both highly reputable organizations that I am proud to be associated with. It was very humbling.
I am sure that you would be most proud if I reprinted your message in its entirety—with emphasis added where appropriate:
Sgt Larry Smith.
I am in the Engineering military unit here in Ba’qubah in Iraq,we have about $25 Million US dollars that we want to move out of the country.
My partners and I need a good partner someone we can trust. It is oil money and legal.
But we are moving it through diplomatic means, to send it to your house directly or a bank of your choice using diplomatic courier service.
The most important thing is that can we trust you? Once the funds get to you, you take your 40% out and keep our own 60%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds can be sent to. Our own part is sending it to you.If you are interested i will furnish you with more details.
But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times.
Wait your urgent response.
Thank you. Good night.